Mustache Revolution!

For many months now i have been hoping for the Mustache to make a come back, I think it was always a valuable member of the hair family. A chap looked pretty dapper with an upper lip warmer.

Now i have a tried to grow a proper mustache but i can never style it! I want a handle bar one or one that twirls at the end! So I'm now going to recommend that we all buy these!


Start a mustache wearing revolution with a self-adhesive stache for every day of the week.


Update: Ok for some reason the link goes to a different site, but take it from me they are a good buy if you can find them anywhere!

5.0 rained on my parade!

Well it all kicked off tonight when i was drivin down to me local 24 hour Tesco to get me a quart of milk and a tin of Rubicon Guava!

I was blazin down the road in the G-Mobile when the local 5.0 pulled me over and started hasslin me about my broken headlight and i was like yeah! and what's it to you Fascist?! and then he dissed me and told me that i was gonna get a ticket! So i was like wha? I said no way copper i only had that light replaced two weeks ago!

So he took my license into the pig mobile and checked it out on his tappity tap and came back and he knew i was gonna bitch slap him so he let me off but breathalised me instead!

It was negative and i was like ya see copper! Nah go do your job!

(It really happened like that apart from the attitude! I was like yes sir no sir!)

Autobots! Roll out!

Dudes i have just been to see Transformers!
We managed to get freebie premier tickets to see it!

Holy shit! It was brilliant, fantastic, it's a live-action Michael Bay spectacular, and arrives considerably augmented by an array of rather impressive, computer-generated special effects.

The first hour of the movie is heavier on comedy than action, following the hero as he's befuddled to learn of his Camaro's (an american car, he should have been a beetle like the original) metamorphic abilities. He tries to keep it all a secret from his parents (Kevin Dunn, Julie White), who suspect his strange behavior is hormonal. The plot hinges on Sam finding a magical cube called the Allspark. The protective aliens, known as Autobots, are trying to keep the cube away from the evil Decepticons, who plan to use the powers of the interplanetary object for global domination. Thus, the stage is set for car chases, street fights and air attacks pitting machine against machine, with ground support from the humans.

Although the film can't quite eclipse the glorious Saturday morning cartoon silliness of the 1986 animated "Transformers" movie, it more than stands its ground.

Man i totally loved this movie, so recommend it!

A bit slow

Bloody hell it been a long time since i blogged!
Sorry folks!

Well i have had an eventful time since i last spoke, I have seen the new Harry Potter movie which was really good, I'm a huge fan of the Potter and this film delivered, really slick and portrayed the books well.

Also my good friend Laura had her Birthday last weekend, it was a fabulous bash where everyone had to dress up as a celebrity, the personality not the character! I had a bit of a dilemma to what i should go as, in the end i threw on a suit and went as "Krishnan Guru Murphy" from channel 4 news! I was the belle of the ball!
There were a few Pete docherty's, a couple of Lilly Allens, a Peter and Jordon and others i cant remember, really good party and I'm glad Laura had it although she now has a dickey leg after she popped her knee cap in a dance off! Oh and she was terribly tipsy!

Hostel II

Went to the cinema tonight with me old mucker Simon, We watched Hostel II which i can honestley say was rubbish compared to the first one, There was no gore, no suspence or thriller it was very tame compared to the original movie!

It’s not that I don’t recommend this movie to fans of the original. I’m just lamenting the fact that the film isn’t nearly what it could have been.

Save yourself some money and don't go or else buy yourself a nice ice-cream!

The Rain in Spain!

What the fuck is up with the weather?
I left the country and it was sunny, i'm in America and it was glorious sunshine and lollipops (well not really lollipops) and i come back to this shitty weather!

Not Happy!

Is it a sign God?

It's the Law!

Back home!

Well dudes, i'm back in town!

Came back on Tuesday and am still jet lagged!

Everything back home feels smal, My bedroom feels small, probably cause i'm used to hotel rooms, The G-Mobile feels small after driving the huge American 4x4's and i also forgot that my car is automatic and stalled at the lights! But thank fuck i'm back to normal portions of food cause i would end up a huge blimp and all my good work at the gym would be for nothing.

So i'm now back home and i leave you with some of my memories of the US of A!

Goodbye America

BooHoo! It's the last night of my working trip to America and Canada!
We finished work on Friday and it went well, we had our highs and lows of filming but we got it finished in the end and on a good positive note.

The crew has left us and moved on to where they live for a week of well deserved rest, me and the other guys have come back to Orlando for a bit of a break and the fact it was the closest airport that could fly us home.

Today we decided to go to Disney's MGM Studio's which was really good, it taught us how to make Tv the real way and also had some brilliant rides like the "Rock and Roller" which played Aerosmith while went on a roller coaster and the Hollywood Hotel which has a haunted lift which drops floors and then shoots up again, totally cool! We were havin a beezer day until the heavens opened up and it rained on and on and on! and it was not a light drizzle! real heavy rain the kind that totally soaks you through! We then moved on to Planet Hollywood were we had an adequate meal for dinner and now i've spent the last hour packing my shit together!

Tomorrow we ship out back to the UK and work! Bleurgh!

The new iPhone

This is the new iPhone, it is so cool!

I got to have a wee play with it in the Apple store in Orlando, made a few calls on it and scrolled through the features! it is so cool and really easy to use if you know how Apple computers work.

I now want one|! But not available till the winter! Crap!

Tiki steeky!

Easy Dudes!

Well the past two days have been busy busy! We have had a real good filming session and it's all worked out ok.

Last night we went to downtown Orlando which is so not what you expect! It's really nice and sort of bohemian with it's paved roads and really nice little houses and townhouses, there are some really nice restaurants and coffee shops and some fantastic bookstores down there, we found a really nice sushi restaurant down town which was so nice as I'm really getting into the different types of sushi although I'm still working up to the fugu! It's a real far cry from the rest of Orlando which is so fake!

Tonight we went to a Tiki bar which I'm not sure what it is, but i think it means it has to look a bit surfy and have lanterns and bar tenders in Hawaiian shirts serving you! Food was not the best but we had a good night with the crew some who are leaving us tomorrow.

One more day left of filming and then a few days in Orlando! Disney here i come!

Space the final frontier!

Dude! I'm in Titusville near Orlando for the last leg of filming!

Drove all the way back today from Redneck country to our nice hotel, we had an afternoon to kill and we are so close to Kennedy Space Centre we decided to pay it a wee visit!

Dude it rocks! loads of cool space stuff, like a piece of moon rock that you can touch, replicas of space rockets and the best thing ever! Freeze dried ice-cream! oh yeah!

I also saw 4 alligators swimming around the area and a couple of snapping turtles!
Now we have to work tomorrow! Bleurgh!

Where the fuck am I?

Perry Mason?
Peri-Peri Sauce?
Nope I'm in Perry Florida, It's known as the armpit of Florida! And boy does it smell like one!

We got here yesterday from Orlando, A weird 4 hour drive through what i can only describe as Redneck Country! Holy shit it was like being in some weird movie, i was expecting banjo music to follow us here and the best bit? We saw what can only be affectionately known as! A Crap Shack!
Holy shit it was amazing! It was like something from the past with the rickety fence and the broken cars in the lawn and no windows in the house and the family that look spookily like everyone else (inbreeding I'm a thinking)!

Well we get to Perry and it's real good old boy country, ugly people, fast food everywhere and a Jiffy Lube! But it's Hot! I mean real hot, It's hotter than an Alabama Whore House! (not that i have ever been in one)! And it's humid, real humid the humid where your boxers just stick to your ass and you need a crowbar to peel them off! (pics at a later date) This place has only two restaurants! A Mexican and an Italian which we have both tried and both are shit!

Tomorrow we head to Titusville which is near Orlando, so it's not to bad and only 4 days left of out American adventure!
But in the mean time please enjoy some pics! There were better crap shacks but i wasn't allowed to stop and take pictures of them!

Disney

Ta da da daa dah Epcot!

Yes we had our real first R&R day today and we went to Walt Disney World! Well part of it anyway! We decided to go to Epcot cause it was a Saturday so it would be less busy and it's a bit more adult (not in the dirty way!)

We had a brilliant time! Arrived early to optomise time, got our game plan together and got everything done, We done all the rides and then went round the different countries at Epcot had some good food, got into the Disney spirit and to cap it they had a fireworks display at the end of the night! Belter day!

I really enjoyed myself and anyone that tells you that Disney World is for kids is a nob! All round good quality wholesome entertainment!

Orlando or bust!

Hello from Orlando!

Yes we have ended up in Orlando, home of Mickey Mouse, Shamu the killer whale and the 4 foot long hoagie!
We were not supposed to be here yet but one of the stories we were supposed to be filming in Norfolk Virginia fell through so we got a few R&R days in Orlando, not that we have had any rest!, we have been working for the next shoot for the start of next week!

Our hotel is not to bad, I'm on the 15th floor and we get free food from the executive lounge! Although we had great sushi last night with the whole crew, i wanted the fugu cause I'm a daredevil but they didn't have it!

So hopefully we'll get to one of the theme parks this week! My vote goes to Epcot!

Oh Canada, Oh Canada!

Well this is my last day in Canada,

Tomorrow we move on to the States and to new stories and new hotels, although i must say the Hilton we are staying in today is really shit! I always thought Hiltons were supposed to be good, but not this one near Montreal airport! it sucks cock!

Oh did i mention we are Montreal? Well we are!! Only 2 weeks left on the road!

I must give a special mention to Katie back at the office and possibly the Hoff if she did anything! (only kiddin, she looks after grassy head, my pet!) They saved the day and sorted shit out when the shit hit the fan! Although i lost my first class airline ticket, BooHoo! Poor Gohir!

So see you in America!

Some where in Canada!

Bonjour! Ou est la Banque?

Yes we are in french speaking Canada! Quebec to be exact! It's a real cool city everyone speaks french which is really weird as it looks so american!

We met a stripper last night who showed us her boobs! no pic available!

Our Hotel is brilliant, my room is massive, it has a terrace over looking the city so i can sit out side at night sipping champagne and smoke a big old cuban!
Oh yeah there is a shop here that sells christmas crap all year round!


So far we have all our bags and filming is going good, maybe later today i'll wonder around town and get a better look!

Kingston Man!

Yep I'm still in Kingston! and it is a nice city!

Our filming went really well and i think it will be a great piece in our series! But holy shit did we have to get up really early! 5am! 5am! i've never seen 5am unless I'm coming in at that time! But did have a breakfast that consisted of doughnuts and coffee or in my case Red Bull! A real american breakfast!

I have now just come in after a lovely italian meal al fresco and some frozen yoghurt after a nice walk along the harbour!

And on that amazing link, here are pics of the harbour!

I don't even know what day it is!

Hey folks, We are now in Canada!!!!!!!

We flew up to Toronto today and have 8 bags missing! Then we got into our cars and drove 4 hours to Kingston which is a real college town, there are loads of fit birds out there and I'm itching to get out on the town but have a real early start in the morning and have to go to bed! Bleurgh!

My room is in the Raddisson and is lovely! I have a view of the harbour outside my window and there are some lovely yachts out there! and also they had a fireworks show on! I think for my arrival!


Tomorrow we have a long day but should be good.