Friday, 3 July 2009

Tits & Ass Vs 4 Slice Toaster

When I was a carefree bachelor all that concerned me was Tits and Ass! Tits and Ass! Now all I want is a goddamn 4 slice toaster!
I'm sick of toasting two pieces and then having to wait for 2 more and it's a real fucking piss-take when there are more than 2 people looking for toast!

I want a 4 Slice Toaster!