Tuesday, 24 November 2009

Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Wednesday, 7 October 2009

Mustache maketh the Man!

Whether you're into Hitler or Magnum PI, everyone can agree that a mustache makes the man... or in this case, the mug.

Mustache Mugs from Peter Ibruegger let you explore your masculine side whether you're drinking your morning coffee or afternoon tea.
Each side features a different mustache in the styles of Fu-Magnum, Mustafa-Chaplin and Maurice-Poirot!

Friday, 2 October 2009

My Dickey Ticker!

That's my new ticker down there to the left which tells me where people are from!

It's only new!

Where can I find a McDonalds?

Fucking everywhere in America!

Good job I like the Fillet-O-Fish!

The Puma Index! The Best Kind of Index!

The PUMA Index is a real stock ticker, with a twist. When the market goes down, the models’ clothes come off, all the way to their PUMA Bodywear. “So when you lose your shirt, so do the models…” Pretty entertaining. Global markets available for all time zones.

Wednesday, 2 September 2009

Friday, 3 July 2009

Tits & Ass Vs 4 Slice Toaster

When I was a carefree bachelor all that concerned me was Tits and Ass! Tits and Ass! Now all I want is a goddamn 4 slice toaster!
I'm sick of toasting two pieces and then having to wait for 2 more and it's a real fucking piss-take when there are more than 2 people looking for toast!

I want a 4 Slice Toaster!

Wednesday, 17 June 2009

Water gets better!

Usually I feel very superior to most people when I drink "Voss" It is the coolest hippest water around! It laughs in the face of your BallyGowan and Highland Spring water!

And it's just got better!

The Voss H2O +02 bottle brings together two human essentials - water and oxygen.

Designed by Jonathan Pearson, the Voss H2O +02 concept bottle comes with a built-in aerosol canister that dispenses fresh oxygen while drinking water simultaneously.

Voss H2O +02 provides fresh air for those living in polluted city areas and the aerosol can cool the bottle so it doesn’t need to be refrigerated.

How awesome is this, now all I need to know is where can i buy this to laud it over you common folk!

Chili's is closing

I cant believe Chili's in the Victoria Square is closing!!

I loved that place! Boo to the credit crunch!

Monday, 6 April 2009

Glace Balls of Ice + $40 = Crazyness!

Ice cubes are for squares. VIPs know that the really good ice comes in hand carved spheres of ice made from Canadian purified water. Now instead of paying too much for a bottle of water you can drop 8 bones on just the ice instead. On the bright side ice balls supposedly don’t dilute your equally expensive drink and cool it evenly.

Monday, 16 March 2009


Spotted, Gohir writing his Blog again!

x o x o

Gossip Gohir.

Toilet makes you want to do a super ski jump!

What could possibly feel better than dropping a giant turd while preparing to do a virtual ski jump?
Not much, I'd imagine. Japanese coffee company Georgia painted public toilets at several ski resorts to mimic a ski jumper's perspective, wrapping the walls in illustrations of mountains and drawing skis where the feet go, and a giant slope on the front wall.

Apparently, the toilet paper holder says:
“Seriously kick-ass intensely sweet for the real coffee super zinging unstoppable Max! Taste-explosion!”

I wish my toilet looked like this. I'd sit on it all day.

Friday, 20 February 2009

Another awesome vending machine!

Kit Kat bring Human Vending Machines to the Capital

Japan has already got the world hooked on sushi, tamigotchis and karaoke and now we are set to be wowed with the latest crazy Human Vending Machines – being brought to the UK by Kit Kat

KitKat Human Vending Machine
Rather than being victim to your favoured chocolate bar getting stuck in the mechanisms of a traditional vending machine; the Kit Kat Human Vending Machine is operated by an actual human ‘vendor.’ The consumer will experience the speed and efficiency of a normal vending machine, with the added bonus of having a person to chat to and physically hand them their chocolate treat.

The innovative vending machine is part of the latest Kit Kat® ‘Working Like a Machine’ campaign, which plays off the idea that people are overwhelmed with the monotony of everyday life and so need to take a break. Consumers better just hope the ‘vendor’ isn’t having his very own break should they need a chocolate break of their own.

Wednesday, 21 January 2009

R.I.P Kebab King!

It's a sad sad day in the world!

The inventor of the Kebab has died! R.I.P Brother!

Known as the 'kebab king' Mahmut Aygun invented the doner Kebab nearly 40 years ago. Mahmut Aygun, was suffering from cancer and died in Berlin at the age of 87.

Known as the "kebab king" he was born in Turkey and moved to Germany at the age of 16 to open a snack stall. He invented the doner kebab nearly 40 years ago.

Kebab meat, consisiting of roast lamb and spices, had traditionally been served with rice but in a moment of inspiration Mr Aygun saw that the future lay in putting the meat inside a pitta bread

Gob Bless you brother! Bless you!

Monday, 5 January 2009

No Snow!

Where the bloody hell is the snow?!!!!