Monday, 6 April 2009

Glace Balls of Ice + $40 = Crazyness!

Ice cubes are for squares. VIPs know that the really good ice comes in hand carved spheres of ice made from Canadian purified water. Now instead of paying too much for a bottle of water you can drop 8 bones on just the ice instead. On the bright side ice balls supposedly don’t dilute your equally expensive drink and cool it evenly.


Septimus Fry said...

I moved into a student flat once upon a time and was delighted, nay, ECSTATIC to find an ice-cube tray which produced ice LADY BREASTS from water and some chillin' time. Cue: one whole year of iced boob beverages. True story.

I knew this guy who used to keep elastic bands around his wrist. One time he had a tight 'un on, got drunk and forgot about it and woke up with a dead wrist. LITERALLY a dead wrist. Had to have it amputated.

Michael Hutchence said...

you haven't blogged in ages....disappointed mate.

why don't you blog about David Caradine, he's just died after having a stranglewank in a cupboard in Bangkok, I'm sure you could get some mileage out of that. Go'an ahead big lad, release the beast.