Thursday, 30 November 2006


Now, many that know me will know i have a love for penguins! they are the coolest animal around and i also believe they can fly when no-one is looking! So that's why i am really excited about the new movie called Happy Feet which is about a penguin who can tap dance!

"Into the world of the Emperor Penguins, who find their soul mates through song, a penguin is born who cannot sing. But he can tap dance something fierce!"

I can't wait to see this movie as it looks brill, although i will have to take my nephew to see it so i don't look like a loser!

Anyway, what i've always wanted was a penguin of my own, a little penguin that would sleep at the foot of my bed and that i could pet and feed it penguin food, pity that i can't find a penguin anywhere! why can't you buy one? Does anyone know where i can get one from? answers on a postcard please?
I had a plan all set up to buy a big industrial freezer in the garden and put a cat flap in so the penguin could come in and out as it wants, and have a little paddling pool of it's own.
Then when i amassed a number of penguins i was going to train them to become my own personal army! A lean mean guerilla penguin fighting machine! How frickkin awesome would that be?!!

They would be trained in martial arts and weapons and wear bandanas on their heads! I would be unstoppable then!

So anyway that is my dream! if anyone knows where i can get any penguins please do not hesitate to call me.

Wednesday, 29 November 2006

Wanker drivers and Johnny Adair

I've just driven from hollywood, Co Down (not america) to go to the bank in Belfast and the amount of wanker drivers on the road! Holy shit! i nearly got hit twice by dicks in their jeeps! what the hell! can they not see me? I am i insignificant in the G-mobile! (my mate simon came up with the name).
Why can't folk just take a second to glance out their side window so they don't hit me!

Anyway, i watched the Johnny Adair programme last night on Channel Five, it was presented by Donal McKintyre,
Really good programme, didn't go into as much detail as i wanted to see but was good to see what he is up to now that he has been forced out of Belfast!
The most interesting thing was that the support he has in other countries like Germany! there was a mad woman who worships him and has a shrine to him in her living room! what's that all about?
She wasn't to bad looking either!
Background on Adair
Johnny Adair (nickname: Mad Dog) was the leader of the notorious "C Company" of the loyalist paramilitary organisation Ulster Freedom Fighters, a cover name of the Ulster Defence Association. Adair was expelled from the organisation in 2002 following a violent power struggle. Since 2003, he, his family and a number of supporters have been forced to leave Northern Ireland by other loyalists.

Tuesday, 28 November 2006

Who i am

My name is Gohir! (thought i would just mention that)

I work in the media world, (well the Northern Ireland media world) it's not a bad life, i get to meet some interesting folk and get to see a bit of the world. I've worked on some interesting tv programmes and some really shit ones!

I'm usually seen around Belfast wondering around the various dens of iniquity trying to get served at the bar!

My New Blog

Well! I have finally decided to let you into my life!

This is a new chapter and i want to share it with you! The crazy bastards of this world!