Thursday, 5 July 2007

It's the Law!

6 comments:

malcolm tucker said...

yes, but what does it mean?

God said...

it means what it says it means.

tucker said...

yes, but why? what can we expect next? photos of 'No Parking 10am-6pm' signs, 'Welcome to Antrim', can of Campbells Meat Balls?? I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS ALL MEANS, and god, you're not helping. also god, while you're here i have a wee bone to pick with you, why are you so cryptically vague? 'it means what it says it means' - that is so fucking YOU. why can't you answer people straight up like? the bible's full of that stuff like that...it's hard for me to follow, i prefer the ol' straight talking approach.
anyway it was nice catching up again god, good to know you're still around cause Richard Dawkins was going round spreading shite about ye.

The Archangel Gabriel said...

Dearest Tucker, whatever will be will be. God's vague, get over it. If Richard Dawkins want to write shite about him he can - God will not be reading it. And by the way God didn't write the Bible. it was Jesus' mates wrote it and they'd all had a few at the time.

The Tuck said...

Gabe, this has come as a blow. I wanted something more to be honest, I wanted to be shaken from my spiritual ennui, i wanted to be fucked full of holy spirit until i shat The Truth....and i get 'get over it' and 'whatever will be will be' (and not even the profound Latin 'que sera sera').
I am in the wilderness. When the sheperds were in the wilderness you guided them to Bethlehem Gabe, where are you takling me? where's my guiding star?

Gohir said...

Bloody hell! I just liked the sign