Bubble Bikini

If you’re the type who can’t resist bubblewrap and like to burst the bubbles like me and have a hankering for birds in their underwear, then combine the two and check out the Bubble Wrap Bikini.

Sweet!

Patsy's Birthday

Well this weekend we celebrated the birthday of Patsy! she is officially one year older than last year!
We celebrated at the local establishment of Ollie's which is a shit name for a club especially one associated with the Merchant Hotel which is a 5 star gaff! It's a place you should really only go twice a year, but anyway Patsy's birthday was good, met a few old friends like Emma and my cousins cousin who is sort of my cousin but in a distant way.

Was a good night and came home with a kebab! So overall a good night!

Thats John and Patsy in the pic, they really can't take a pic that doesn't make them look deranged! They are not deranged looking in real life! I of course look great.

I tell you everything that is really nothing, and nothing of what is everything, do not be fooled by what I am saying. Please listen carefully and try to hear what I am not saying.

What's been happening

I'm at my desk, nothing much to do today apart from the normal, I'm eating my favourite sandwich from Doorsteps in Belfast which is crusty baguette, tuna, buffalo mozzarella, lettuce, olives and sun-blushed tomatoes! It's so good!

So why did i have to go into Belfast for my sandwich? cause Holywood is shit and has crappy sandwich shops which are mediocre and over priced!

Enough of the rant, i was out to Thompsons Garage last night, threw some of my moves on the dance floor and also some of Justin Timbersnake's entourage where there so it was packed with decent looking birds which is a bonus! and tonight i will hopefully have Broadband! Woohoo! as i must be the last person to get it into the house! So you may find some blogs now being posted at night or i might be to busy being in a vicious circle of porn!

The O.C

Yesterday wad a very sad day!
A lot of bad shit happened around the world but for me, it was the last ever episode of The O.C

For the past number of years i've followed the lives and loves of the folks in the O.C, the lives of Seth and Ryan of Marrisa and Summer and of Lately Taylor Towsend, I have fallen in love with Julie Cooper-Nicholl-Cooper cause she is so hot and looks
filthy, I liked the kindness of Sandy and Kirsten Cooper when they took in Ryan, I loved the lifestyle of Orange County!

Oh O.C how i will miss thee!

We've been on the run
Driving in the sun
Looking out for number 1
California here we come
Right back where we started from

Hustlers grab your guns
Your shadow weighs a ton
Driving down the 101
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!

On the stereo
Listen as we go
Nothing's gonna stop me now
California here we come
Right back where we started from
Pedal to the floor
Thinkin' of the roar
Gotta get us to the show
California here we come
Right back where we started from

California!
Here we come!

I love anything that Glow's in the dark! and doesn't get much better than this!

Playtex has released a line of glow in the dark lingerie to celebrate the 10th anniversary of its Moonwalk Charity.
The Moonwalk Charity was born from Nina Barough’s vision. 10 years ago, Nina and 12 of her friends power walked the New York Marathon in their bras to raise money for Breast Cancer Research. Since the first walk, the charity has raised nearly £27 million. To further build on this concept, the Playtex Moonlit Marathon takes the concept to a new level. Roughly 15,000 walkers now charge through the street in decorated bras.

My weekend.

I had a decent enough weekend, On Friday i was out with my old friends from radio and Simon, we were in the Stiff kitten bar which was decent enough until they gave us free finger food which made them brilliant because:
A) It was free
B) I was starvin!

Then about one we went into the Stiff Kitten club which was playing delightful dance tunes to which i was goin rave crazy and dancin around like a crazy loon bastard on speed! It was a unexpectedly good night!

On Sat i just chilled and the met my mate Kirk who is over from Canada and Sunday i minced around cause it was raining outside

My new computer

Well I'm getting a bit lax at blogging these days what with work getting busy and not having a computer at home!

Well that is all going to change! Ta Da Daa Ta Daaaaaa! I have went out and bought me an Apple Mac book! Woohoo!

I don't have the internet yet, that's gonna arrive on Thursday and then i will be all interwebnet ready!!!! And Blogging all through the night like a bulimic going through the fridge while her mum sleeps upstairs!

I gotta brand new computer ta da da da ta!

Silence

I have put my phone on silent now for the past three months and i feel so much better for it!

Subconsciously i was always waiting for the phone to ring and it started to make me anxious, you had to speak to the person who rang because the phone is ringing, so i decided to turn the bugger on to silent and i feel a weight lifted off my shoulders.
Even when the phone now vibrates i can see who it is and decide to answer it or not without drawing any attention!

Best thing in the world is to put your phone on silent and you don't have to listen to daft ring tones!

Robots in Disguise!

I'm a big fan of Japan in all it's glory as the most bizarre country in the world!

Laws in Osaka prohibit humans from engaging in many immoral activities, including the recruitment of new customers into sex clubs. So Fear not, robots have come to rescue.
Sex clubs in Japan are now employing robots to recruit new punters from the street. The robots wear high school uniforms and act as ‘adult information centers’.

The robo-touts, which used to direct traffic in construction sites have “underwent a 500,000 yen ($4,000) upgrade for its new job, which is to attract the attention of passersby by periodically raising and lowering a banner that reads “Ask me!””

I'll miss the old touts wearing their mac's and trying to drag you in!

Knutt

This is Knutt the polar bear!

He's lovely and cute and when he grows up he could rip your arms off and eat you!

Question of the day.

What shall i do this weekend?

Master Yoda

Ever since its release in 1980, The Empire Strikes Back has fueled the dreams of geeks across the world. Considered by many to be the best of the Star Wars saga, it was the first film where we really learned what it took to be a Jedi. Sure Obi Wan taught us a little in A New Hope, but it wasn't until we met Yoda that we truly realized how powerful the Force was and how hard it was to master. Yoda was the pinnacle of what a Jedi should be: mighty and humble, wise and peaceful. Even though he was tiny, we got glimpses of his immense power (really, I mean a whole X-Wing?!?)

Once we saw Yoda, we all knew we wanted a Jedi master of our own - a Jedi master who would take us running in the woods, ride on our back, and teach us the ways of the Force. We tried strapping a cat to our back, but it wasn't the same. But i have found this backpack. Yoda…on our back…teaching us…and carrying our stuff inside him. Perfect!
All you need now is a dirty, sleeveless t-shirt and some khaki trousers and you will be ready for your Jedi training to begin. You will be.

Glow in the dark pee!

Have you ever tried to go to the bathroom in the dark? Me neither, but now you have that option with the Johnny Glow Toilet Locater.

Basically, Johnny Glow is a glow-in-the-dark strip that’s designed to help guys hit their target without having to turn on lights in the middle of the night.

The product site claims that Johnny Glow makes “a great father’s day or birthday gift” - and nothing says I love you more than urine-related trinkets.

Why Hello, I hope you all had a tip top Easter and all that jazz! Not too many Easter eggs eaten i hope!

So anyway i had a decent enough Easter, i went to a wedding in Armagh which was pretty good, Food was good and the entertainment was not to bad and i got a chance to meet old mates i haven't seen in ages!,

I also went out on the sat night and had a spidetastic evening trawling the lesser well known hot spots of Belfast like the Elephant room and the weird Euro bar under Robinsons! Which i got to admit i did like, the euro pop and the strange mix of people that were there did make that place!

I also went to the Gym which will someday make me fit! and i did some other stuff that i can't remember much of!

My day.

Hello and good day to you!

So today I'm still a bit sore from exercise as it's an alien thing to me, but it's getting better.

Today at lunch i ventured out of Holywood to the big cheese that is Belfast, to do a bit of banking and also because it's sunny I knew the talent would be out on display!... Oh yes Belfast talent, it only ventures out on sunny days and for the rest year they hibernate!
Believe me, it's true, go into Belfast on a sunny day and there is a lot more talent out to play, try Botanic? full of talent! any other day and the town is full of Sea Donkeys who need to be taken back to Sea world!

I only saw one fit bird in Holywood today, but she was of a good quality of talent so it has made up for a lot of crap that floats around Holywood.

Oh and i also saw some random woman walking down Holywood High Street juggling!

The bird in the pic was spotted in Botanic Gardens........maybe.......someday.........hopefully!

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Fitness regime.

I am so sore today! It's unbelievable!

Now before you think i was having a hard core S&M session last night, i was not!...... I have finally started going to the gym and boy do i feel sore!
My legs are sore, my arms are sore, my neck is sore, sore all over! After the gym i got home and was shivering from all the exercise! But I'm feeling a bit better today just my legs are sore now.

It's a lot of sore! But i will persevere!

Toilet habits

Now i'm not really a big fan of going to the toilet to do a number 2 or as it's known as "a poo" I just find it a real waste of time, there is so many other things we could be doing with our time instead of sitting there knocking one out!
Now i know the toilet is a good place to read and to contemplate life's intricacies but still there must be a better way of spending the time!

There was no real point to this post, but i thought it needed to be said!

(No shit comments please)

My Week Off!

Why hello! And how are you all?....... Good?........ Well thats nice!

Anyway as you could tell from my lack of blogging i was off last week, Last weekend i was in Manchester visiting my relatives, had a great time spent relaxing and shopping and eating Nando's chicken! Then for the rest of the week i spent it sleeping apart from Saturday where i went to London for a wedding, just for the day like, but it was a good day, the weather was dry and part of london we were in was not to bad as in we did not get mugged or stabbed but did eat at some dodgy chicken joint!

Other than that a Fun time off!