Thursday, 17 May 2007

Jelly Wrestling!

I have an idea for a tv programme that involves women + Pool + Jelly it would involve wrestling, bikinis and nudity! Perfect Tv recipe!

Now the only hole in my programme is, how the heck do i make enough jelly for a pool?
Well i need to turn to Gelli baff!

Gelli baff turns water into goo and back again
Simply run your bath 2 inches deep, add gelli baff to and watch in amazement as your boring bath water magically turns into a fun, thick goo.

Now what's the number for the Adult Channel?!


Rosa said...

Yoink! I've stolen your idea, and I'm the star of the show!
Away with your Demestos!

Gohir said...

Sorry Loser, all ideas on my website have been trademarked, read the small print!

And i have told you, we would need Demestos to pour in our eyes after seeing you in a bikini! Bleurgh!

arthur shats said...

apparently if i was brave enough to cross the border to mexico, there's a little town where you can see not just a jelly show, but a LIVE DONKEY SHOW! incredible. and totally sick. it's funny coz i've been in the situation where i have been telling americans about amsterdam and what goes on there but, jesus, you may get some bananna fun in the 'dam but no donkeys.
makes you think though...if you had the means would you go to this show? curiousity may get the better of me...especially if i had my camcorder with me.