I want this one!

I now want this stuffed animal!

It's on sale at Ebay!

Head

I've always been fascinated with those who hang trophy animal heads on their walls. Yes, I understand that you were able to kill an animal that was drinking from a pond from a hundred yards under total concealment. Congrats on that achievement and it's a good thing you'll be eating the animal too, since we wouldn't want to run out of beef at any of the endless grocery stores on every corner. Also I realize it's important to control the populations of these animals, yet the over-population of weirdo humans who still hang trophy heads on their walls goes unchecked. Although they do appeal to me and i have always wanted a stuffed bear that's standing on it's hind legs! It's my secret shame!

I know there is something deeply iconic about hanging the head of an animal on your wall, so I found an interesting alternative. The cool hand-molded Trophy Deer Light may not have real fur, but it's definitely a stylish design and at least can light up a room. However on the other hand, the $5,900 price tag could buy plenty of ammo to fight back against the animals that have always been actively trying to attack and destroy us, the sinister legion of killer attack squirrels.

Out with the lads

Saturday, went out with the lads, Hunter had come over from the mainland and we made our way down to the Potthouse, yes the Potthouse that old establishment where i always end up! Where everyone knows your name but never say's it! It's really not Cheers!

These are the lads after a hard night partying

Belter of a night!

What a belter of a night, Last night i went to the cinema with my friend Laura to watch Spiderman!!

What a top movie, it so was better than the last one!
It's an action-packed tale with the emotional heft and humor we've come to expect from the series. The first two-thirds of the film grabs and keeps our attention, moving at just the right pace. But ultimately it's about 15 minutes too long with an overblown climax although i was really sad (but won't say why)

Tobey Maguire is in fine form as the engagingly sweet and nerdy Peter Parker. Fans will get an extra shot of the actor's range as he has a chance to stretch his character when a black, gooey substance sneakily infests his Spidey suit and, soon, his trademark goofiness is replaced by a darker incarnation.

But one of the best things of the night were my Nachos which were piled high with loads of yellow cheese, salsa and Jalepenos! they lasted me well into the movie and totally filled me up!


They are more appealing than the picture!

Comments.

Why does no-one comment when i do high brow?

The Future Is Bright.

I like this article that's happening in America:
"Hollywood's emerging crop of online talent scouts are dedicated to discovering talent online, matching up creators of obscure Web videos with the online divisions of traditional media companies, portals, and ad agencies, all of them hungry to try a new sort of storytelling. Meet the HIT MEN."

There is not enough innovation in Tv as the broadcasters in Northern Ireland are playing it safe, but if they stick with the same story they need people who can tell it in a different way!
And that's why places like YouTube are gold-mines, there are people on there doing real innovative stuff, new and fresh ideas, innovative ways of filming and storytelling, they are being allowed to do what they want and the way they want and that is what is needed here.

I only have experience of the media in Northern Ireland and a lot of the media here is controlled by a load of dinosaurs, old timers who have been there for a long time and have the same boring ideas and ways of doing things!
I was told recently by a senior producer in BBC NI that they not the BBC don't believe that the internet will make a difference to Tv or Radio! and i thought holy fuck this is a worrying state of affairs! (just wanted to throw that in there cause it really annoyed me)

I'm a big believer of giving new blood a chance and we need these people to come up through the ranks and be given a chance to see what they can do, they are the future of Broadcasting and if they're given a go i say Tv will be a more exciting place!

Bastard Arizonians!

What a fucked up stress fueled weekend!

On Saturday i had one of the most stressed filled days because of work, I was up all day having to worry about shit that was out of my control, but it got resolved in the end!
Bastard Lawyers and bastard cunts in Arizona!!

Jelly Wrestling!

I have an idea for a tv programme that involves women + Pool + Jelly it would involve wrestling, bikinis and nudity! Perfect Tv recipe!

Now the only hole in my programme is, how the heck do i make enough jelly for a pool?
Well i need to turn to Gelli baff!

Gelli baff turns water into goo and back again
Simply run your bath 2 inches deep, add gelli baff to and watch in amazement as your boring bath water magically turns into a fun, thick goo.

Now what's the number for the Adult Channel?!

Gary What's On!

Gary has buggered off around the world for 3 weeks on a fact finding tour and to research his new paper "Hillbilly Rock Hillbilly Roll"
He is currently residing in deepest Hicksville!

But he will comment when he gets near a computer!

May the Force be with you.

This weekend i was in the town of London, i was over to meet and to have a couple of meetings but one of the best things i did was go to the Star Wars exhibition that was being held, I've been a big fan Star Wars from when i was a little nipper, I wanted to be Han Solo and to have Chewbaka as my side kick, to be part of the Alliance and to blow up the Death Star was one of the best things a chap could ever do!

Well the exhibition had some great memorabilia from the movies although it could have done with a lot more things from the first 3 as they were the best! There was loads of models and costumes as well as original props!

Although there was to many kids there running around and looking at the greatest movie props ever!
So if your in London i recommend you visit it, it's the best thing ever!

Rosa is Game!

Here is a great post from my crazy bastard friend Rosa, as a social experiment she is going to let the readers decide how to live her life which i think is brilliant and coming from Rosa it's bordering on genius!

You tell her what to do and she will do it to reason! Although she won't get naked which is not a bad thing cause then you would have to wash your eyes with Demestos!

But give her a go, she's game!

Sweaty Soda

My self and Simon were out wondering the streets of Belfast when we went to Lee Foods and saw this really appealing drink!

I thought about trying it but decided to give it a miss.

And yes, i do look bonkers!

Picture courtesy of Simon "i want to be Morrisey" Miller

Sunday night out!

I'm sorry for not blogging recently but i have been busy with work and other commitments,
But i can't be lax as a lot of people rely on me, soanyway last night i was out with my friends Simon, Christine and Jill who i have not seen in ages since she moved to Londinium!
We met up at the Potthouse which i haven't been to in ages cause it was getting a bit boring, but anyway it turned out alright, i was with mates and they are what makes a good night, i did see one fight about to kick off which always is good cause i do like to see people beating the shit out of each other, it gets the old testosterone pumping!

Photo courtesy of Scooby Doo Miller

Dick

I like it when someone does interesting art.

What is the artist trying to say?
Is the artist trying to say a woman is always going get one over on you?
Or are they saying we love woman to jump on cock?
Does this piece tackles the issues of virility and fantasy in a naive manner?

Your a C**t

I love the word Cunt! It sounds really dirty and nasty but i love the way it rolls off the tongue!

The Bear say's it best