Talking Shit or doing a Shit?

Have you ever seen a real Shit Box? I’m not using the term as an adjective for the cardboard, I’m just relaying the Product name. The portable toilet is for those moments when you get the urge for number two on the road, but don’t have access to a proper toilet and many a time that does happen!

“The box pops up from a convenient flat pack to a rigid, reusable, comfortable toilet,” the Brown Corporation describes. “Each box comes with ten degradable poo bags.”

Just like you wouldn’t leave your dog’s poop on the side of the road you shouldn’t leave a heap of your own poo either. Instead of scooping, just do your business right in the, er, stool-shaped box to avoid making a mess.

I think i will have to buy one.

I want one!

If I had 15 million squid i would live in a House like this on a little-known island called Nurai, located northeast of Abu Dhabi city.

Each “Seaside” estate will include a private beach and garden, rooftop garden with spa pool, infinity swimming pool, indoor reflecting pools, concealed service quarters, entertainment patios, outdoor dining areas, chef and show kitchens and outdoor showers.

Miss Vera

Going to school is difficult for some people, They don't fit in and feel awkward!

Maybe this is the school for them: Miss Vera's Finishing school!

Welcome to the world's first and only cross-dressing academy, the place where dreams can and do come true.

Yes you to could learn to be a cross dresser!

What can you learn at the academy? Well here are a few things:

Cosmetology
Let's Make-up. Make-up application.
Wigged Out. The care and feeding of your hair.
Nail Call. Manicures and Pedicures.
Hair Today. Shaving and other types of hair removal.
Physical Education
Walking and High heels. Well-heeled.
Dance and port de bras. Ballet One and tu-tu.
How to Strip. Take it off.
Body Building and corset training. Of corset.
Communications
Voice and elocution. Girl Talk. Social Conversation.
Flirting Fundamentals.
Home Economics
Cooking. Domestic Bliss. Sewing. Maid Training. Servant Problems and Solutions. Etiquette & Table Manners.
Tea Service. Tea for You.
Female Music Appreciation. From humdrum to divadom.
Sex Education
Femmeself acceptance. How to share your femmeself with your partner. Understanding female genitalia. Femalia.
Facts about Fantasies.
Herstory
Create a herstory.

What more could a budding young lady ask for!

Girls Aloud

So anyway! Crazy Leah rings me up at 4.30 and asks if i want to go to the Girls Aloud concert at 7pm, I decided yeah what the heck!

Turns out to be a bloody good gig!
I was totally impressed and it does not hurt that they are all hot!

Not a bad advert

How long would it take you to shear your lawn with your razor blade? Impossible, right? With your shaver, probably, but hey, if you had a Bic, maybe not!

This creative “Grass Cutter” Billboard for Bic razors is an awesome example of guerrilla marketing. The only issue with something like this is getting people to the area—no doubt those who are in the vicinity will notice it, but where do you place something like this to ensure it gets the right exposure?

Bic placed this ad in Japan, and I guess if they want to ensure its impact, the daily mowing would make it pretty high maintenance!

Those crazy Japanese and their wacky Adverts!
For Gary it is also a advert for the airport strip that some ladies have!

The awesome M2 motorway

To get home from Belfast i have to travel on the M2 motorway which i have grown to love!
Now most of you will probably be thinking "Is Gohir smoking crack again" well no!
I love the stretch of motorway home, it's so entertaining and because it's not the busiest motorway it gives me time to think and look around!

Here's a list of thing i've seen, enjoyed and happened on the motorway:

1) I've had two crashes on the motorway:
One where i hit black ice and smashed into the crash barrier! (intense!)
The other where some spazz drove into the back of me!
2) I have seen a badger sauntering down the hard-shoulder not giving a fuck!
3) I have seen numerous roadkill including:
Badger
Horse
Cat
Dog
Fox
And loads of other animals!
4) I once saw a cow taking a pee and then another cow putting it's face in the pee stream! (still makes me chuckle to this day!!)
5) Other people being stopped by the filth! (I know they will stop me some day)
6) A giant snowball rolling down the hill and crashing through the fence then landing on the motorway
7) And other stuff that i have forgotten but did enjoy at the time

A moral for all days

So knackered!

I've travelled all the way down to the bottom of Ireland for a spot of filming and after a world wind 2 days of intense filming and driving all on my own i'm now home and sorted!

So the moral of this post always eat your greens!