aaahhh, the finest perv-pop ever known. well, certainly up there with Serge Gainsbourg writing a nice little pop ditty about the joys of 'lollipops' for a 17 year old France Gall to sing - hehhehe what fun, poor Serge, rest in peace you dirty ol' bastard.
Dear Deirdre, I mean Dear Gohir, I am 30 years old. I fancy Zac Efron of High School Musical and Hairspray fame. Do you think he is too young for me?Please help.TCS
well i guess you could say i fancy him too. let me qualify that - when i say fancy i mean "wish to f**k his brains out. i mean literally f**k them out, i want to see them spurt through the roofof this head like a fireman's hose and as the blood begins to congeal around his forehead like a post-coital crown i want to strike up a cigarette and peer into Zac's eyes and sensually ask him "well...did the earth move for you honey?". then i will laugh like a psycho-loon until i fart like a sex-wizard.in answer to your question TCS, you have nowt to worry about.
It just gets weirder!
I *heart* Hairy Fanny.that's all folks.
As I suspected the Gohir Way of Life Blog was The Place to get the measured advice and respectful understanding that I needed to overcome my deeepseated emotional trauma and concern. I knew that this would be the place where people who truly understood would provide caring and practical views on how to deal with a Zac Efron obsession. Thank you.
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