Wednesday, 28 November 2007

Fucking Insomnia December

What the fuck is up with December, every frikkin December for the past 3 years i have suffered from insomnia!!

Why only in December? Is there some sort of weird december insomnia bug going around?

I'm not happy!

7 comments:

richard machowicz said...

is it because santa is coming and you're so excited? is it because december=christmas party which=girls from work in hot dresses=wank material for all of january 2008? you sir, are a dirty, dirty bastard.

Rosa said...

Sorry Gohir, can't stick around and read your aimless blabber, of for a long, peaceful nap!! xx

Arthur Streams said...

"Fucking Incontinence December"

...that would be my headline were I a blogger. That's right, I only gone and pished myself last night. Bloody embarassing actually as I hadn't even been drinking...flooded the whole bed. Weird man, woke up about 6am, thought i had been sweating heavily on account of a small winter cold I've been hangin' out with, but alas fate dealt me the cruelest of hands - I was floating on an ocean of foul smelling sour pissjuice.
Not sure what the hell happened, hadn't had 5 pints of water to ease myself to sleep or owt like that, hadn't been dreaming of watersports with Rose Neill again and I certainly haven't had bowels that are THAT loose previously.
Naturally I am concerned about this and will be googling forthwith to find expanations and remedies...in the meantime Manzoor consider yourself very lucky you can't sleep, at least when you're awake you can make it to the bathroom.

Toodle-pish,

Arthur

seamus heaney said...

Goosebumps and Udders
Sharp knives and cutters
Scabies and flatulence, big wasps that sting
these are a few of my favourite things

stanley blades in golf balls
scissors in free-fall
riots with peelers and gays with cock rings
these are a few of my favourite things

philip larkin said...

smooth shiney ball-bags
and leather-clad street slags
pig sweat poppers and bingo wings
these are a few of my favourite things

fighting with wheel-braces
and smashing up faces
drinking in the park setting fire to swings
these are a few of my favourite things

Gohir said...

Who are you dude, We are all lovin your work!

Rufus said...

Candyfloss nipples
Jokes about cripples
Doggy style Sundays meaningless flings
These are a few of my favourite things

Leather clad Goth chicks with
Inverted cross dicks
Bisto on Sunday with my gravy rings
These are a few of my favourite things