If anti-masturbatory gum hasn’t done the trick for you, try a more direct approach with this Handz Off Cream. This special blend of coconut, buttermilk and vanilla bean will leave your junk silky smooth and it will fight your urges for up to 6 hours. Apply liberally and vigorously to affected areas.
Warning: Do not use handz off anti-masturbatory cream more than ten times per day.Side effects may include hairy palms and blindness. Should abnormal swelling occur, consult a hooker.
2 comments:
....and what's wrong with havin' a sherman? Make hay whilst the sun shines.
masturbation? st patrick's day celebrations Playboy-style? shit-boxes? this blog has me believing that i'm 14 again but not in a good way...in an embarrassed sexually repressed, spotty kinda way.
cheers big lad, thanks for bringing back all the memories. World According to Gohir is like getting a cyber-wedgie.
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