“This ugly bag is guaranteed to cure ugliness,” the bag reads.
“Directions: Open bag and place over head of ugly person with face side facing forward. Instantly creates beauty where there is none.
“Note: For extra ugly persons, two bags may be necessary in case one breaks.”
The Genuine Ugly Bag in the “Heavy Duty for Extra Ugliness” variety, has a sketch of a woman on it, with petite facial features and a retro winged haircut.
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Looks like me ol' mucker Princess Di. She was an ol' bag right enough.
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