Tuesday, 22 July 2008

Ugly Bag for YOU!

“This ugly bag is guaranteed to cure ugliness,” the bag reads.

“Directions: Open bag and place over head of ugly person with face side facing forward. Instantly creates beauty where there is none.

“Note: For extra ugly persons, two bags may be necessary in case one breaks.”

The Genuine Ugly Bag in the “Heavy Duty for Extra Ugliness” variety, has a sketch of a woman on it, with petite facial features and a retro winged haircut.

1 comment:

Prince Philip said...

Looks like me ol' mucker Princess Di. She was an ol' bag right enough.