RIP Estelle Getty

It's a sad sad day.
Actress Estelle Getty, best known as sarcastic Sicilian octogenarian Sophia Petrillo in US sitcom The Golden Girls, had died at the age of 84.
The star, who had advanced dementia, died on Tuesday morning at her Hollywood Boulevard home.

She was nominated for seven Emmy Awards for The Golden Girls and won the award in 1988 for ‘Outstanding Supporting Actress in a Comedy Series’.

Getty, who played the oldest of the ‘Golden Girls,’ was actually the second youngest. Bea Arthur (her daughter on the show) is 86 as is former co-star Betty White. Rue McClanahan who played Blanche was the youngest of the four. McClanahan is currently 74-years old.

Sophia was Dorothy’s mom on the show and lived with her, Rose and Blanche in their Miami home. Sophie often called her daughter “Pussycat” and enjoyed poking fun at Blanche’s sex life.

It was one of my Fav shows.

Ugly Bag for YOU!

“This ugly bag is guaranteed to cure ugliness,” the bag reads.

“Directions: Open bag and place over head of ugly person with face side facing forward. Instantly creates beauty where there is none.

“Note: For extra ugly persons, two bags may be necessary in case one breaks.”

The Genuine Ugly Bag in the “Heavy Duty for Extra Ugliness” variety, has a sketch of a woman on it, with petite facial features and a retro winged haircut.

Fridgy Midgy

Don't you hate it when you buy a can of Irn-Bru and it goes warm? Well Here's a super duper mini-fridge made just to fit a 350ml canned drink inside—it's powered by USB, so you can keep it right next to your computer and it'll keep your beverage cold and refreshing throughout the work day. I love it.

I actually might buy this!

Sorry Dudes

Sorry dudes, I've been so lax at the mo but got shit loads on at the mo!

Best Thing Ever!

This truly would be the best thing to ever have at a party!

This 8-lane set up, which you can rent not buy, gives a good idea of what is possible with their track parts.
This thing has beer-fueled parties (full of abundant bromance) written all over it.

For all you Wankers!

Handz Off Anti-Masturbatory Cream: Side Effects Include Blindness

If anti-masturbatory gum hasn’t done the trick for you, try a more direct approach with this Handz Off Cream. This special blend of coconut, buttermilk and vanilla bean will leave your junk silky smooth and it will fight your urges for up to 6 hours. Apply liberally and vigorously to affected areas.
Warning: Do not use handz off anti-masturbatory cream more than ten times per day.Side effects may include hairy palms and blindness. Should abnormal swelling occur, consult a hooker.

Because waiting for the bus should be fun!

Talking Shit or doing a Shit?

Have you ever seen a real Shit Box? I’m not using the term as an adjective for the cardboard, I’m just relaying the Product name. The portable toilet is for those moments when you get the urge for number two on the road, but don’t have access to a proper toilet and many a time that does happen!

“The box pops up from a convenient flat pack to a rigid, reusable, comfortable toilet,” the Brown Corporation describes. “Each box comes with ten degradable poo bags.”

Just like you wouldn’t leave your dog’s poop on the side of the road you shouldn’t leave a heap of your own poo either. Instead of scooping, just do your business right in the, er, stool-shaped box to avoid making a mess.

I think i will have to buy one.

I want one!

If I had 15 million squid i would live in a House like this on a little-known island called Nurai, located northeast of Abu Dhabi city.

Each “Seaside” estate will include a private beach and garden, rooftop garden with spa pool, infinity swimming pool, indoor reflecting pools, concealed service quarters, entertainment patios, outdoor dining areas, chef and show kitchens and outdoor showers.

Miss Vera

Going to school is difficult for some people, They don't fit in and feel awkward!

Maybe this is the school for them: Miss Vera's Finishing school!

Welcome to the world's first and only cross-dressing academy, the place where dreams can and do come true.

Yes you to could learn to be a cross dresser!

What can you learn at the academy? Well here are a few things:

Cosmetology
Let's Make-up. Make-up application.
Wigged Out. The care and feeding of your hair.
Nail Call. Manicures and Pedicures.
Hair Today. Shaving and other types of hair removal.
Physical Education
Walking and High heels. Well-heeled.
Dance and port de bras. Ballet One and tu-tu.
How to Strip. Take it off.
Body Building and corset training. Of corset.
Communications
Voice and elocution. Girl Talk. Social Conversation.
Flirting Fundamentals.
Home Economics
Cooking. Domestic Bliss. Sewing. Maid Training. Servant Problems and Solutions. Etiquette & Table Manners.
Tea Service. Tea for You.
Female Music Appreciation. From humdrum to divadom.
Sex Education
Femmeself acceptance. How to share your femmeself with your partner. Understanding female genitalia. Femalia.
Facts about Fantasies.
Herstory
Create a herstory.

What more could a budding young lady ask for!

Girls Aloud

So anyway! Crazy Leah rings me up at 4.30 and asks if i want to go to the Girls Aloud concert at 7pm, I decided yeah what the heck!

Turns out to be a bloody good gig!
I was totally impressed and it does not hurt that they are all hot!

Not a bad advert

How long would it take you to shear your lawn with your razor blade? Impossible, right? With your shaver, probably, but hey, if you had a Bic, maybe not!

This creative “Grass Cutter” Billboard for Bic razors is an awesome example of guerrilla marketing. The only issue with something like this is getting people to the area—no doubt those who are in the vicinity will notice it, but where do you place something like this to ensure it gets the right exposure?

Bic placed this ad in Japan, and I guess if they want to ensure its impact, the daily mowing would make it pretty high maintenance!

Those crazy Japanese and their wacky Adverts!
For Gary it is also a advert for the airport strip that some ladies have!

The awesome M2 motorway

To get home from Belfast i have to travel on the M2 motorway which i have grown to love!
Now most of you will probably be thinking "Is Gohir smoking crack again" well no!
I love the stretch of motorway home, it's so entertaining and because it's not the busiest motorway it gives me time to think and look around!

Here's a list of thing i've seen, enjoyed and happened on the motorway:

1) I've had two crashes on the motorway:
One where i hit black ice and smashed into the crash barrier! (intense!)
The other where some spazz drove into the back of me!
2) I have seen a badger sauntering down the hard-shoulder not giving a fuck!
3) I have seen numerous roadkill including:
Badger
Horse
Cat
Dog
Fox
And loads of other animals!
4) I once saw a cow taking a pee and then another cow putting it's face in the pee stream! (still makes me chuckle to this day!!)
5) Other people being stopped by the filth! (I know they will stop me some day)
6) A giant snowball rolling down the hill and crashing through the fence then landing on the motorway
7) And other stuff that i have forgotten but did enjoy at the time

A moral for all days

So knackered!

I've travelled all the way down to the bottom of Ireland for a spot of filming and after a world wind 2 days of intense filming and driving all on my own i'm now home and sorted!

So the moral of this post always eat your greens!

My life is so complicated!

Gemma Atkinson or Holly Valance?

Who shall i pick?
It's such a dilemma being me!!

Bastard MOT!

My poor G-Mobile failed the bastard MOT!

I hate the MOT it's got way harder with stupid light tests and other pointless things!

My new name is Spazzy McGee!

I am such a spazz for not blogging! I'm getting far too lazy!

But i have now been Blogrolled by Cyberscribe Cyberscroll (he sounds like a Superhero) and he is a proper blogger so i might get some hits from his site, I have to keep blogging!

I will be back blogging this week!

Public Transport is so not Cool!

Oh My God! What a craazzee day!

The G-Mobile was out of action today so i had to get public transport today!!! Well I have not been on a bus or train for about 7 years and holy shit has the price risen! In my day i remember a single from Belfast to Antrim was £1.70, It's now £3.20!! Bastard Translink and their Buses!

Although it was a fun journey and a new experience of travelling train and bus in one day it's not something i want to do everyday! It's way cheaper to get the car!

I wish the bus was like the one in the picture, it look way more awesome!

No Internet in Ireland!

This is so Gay, I was away but now I'm back home and had no chance to blog while i was travelling around!
The reason being that most of the hotels i stayed in down south had no internet what so ever!

I'm annoyed!

On the Road Again!

Hello!

Well I'm on the road again traveling across Ireland to do a bit of filming for RTE, I'm in Shannon Town for the next 2 days which is weird as i have not been here for six years, it's changed quite a bit and for the better cause it used to be a real shit hole!
Then we are filming in Lahinch.

I know it's a short post but frankly i have nowt to say, but i'm sure i'll blog more over the week.

Toodle PiP!