Talking Shit or doing a Shit?

Have you ever seen a real Shit Box? I’m not using the term as an adjective for the cardboard, I’m just relaying the Product name. The portable toilet is for those moments when you get the urge for number two on the road, but don’t have access to a proper toilet and many a time that does happen!

“The box pops up from a convenient flat pack to a rigid, reusable, comfortable toilet,” the Brown Corporation describes. “Each box comes with ten degradable poo bags.”

Just like you wouldn’t leave your dog’s poop on the side of the road you shouldn’t leave a heap of your own poo either. Instead of scooping, just do your business right in the, er, stool-shaped box to avoid making a mess.

I think i will have to buy one.

I want one!

If I had 15 million squid i would live in a House like this on a little-known island called Nurai, located northeast of Abu Dhabi city.

Each “Seaside” estate will include a private beach and garden, rooftop garden with spa pool, infinity swimming pool, indoor reflecting pools, concealed service quarters, entertainment patios, outdoor dining areas, chef and show kitchens and outdoor showers.

Miss Vera

Going to school is difficult for some people, They don't fit in and feel awkward!

Maybe this is the school for them: Miss Vera's Finishing school!

Welcome to the world's first and only cross-dressing academy, the place where dreams can and do come true.

Yes you to could learn to be a cross dresser!

What can you learn at the academy? Well here are a few things:

Cosmetology
Let's Make-up. Make-up application.
Wigged Out. The care and feeding of your hair.
Nail Call. Manicures and Pedicures.
Hair Today. Shaving and other types of hair removal.
Physical Education
Walking and High heels. Well-heeled.
Dance and port de bras. Ballet One and tu-tu.
How to Strip. Take it off.
Body Building and corset training. Of corset.
Communications
Voice and elocution. Girl Talk. Social Conversation.
Flirting Fundamentals.
Home Economics
Cooking. Domestic Bliss. Sewing. Maid Training. Servant Problems and Solutions. Etiquette & Table Manners.
Tea Service. Tea for You.
Female Music Appreciation. From humdrum to divadom.
Sex Education
Femmeself acceptance. How to share your femmeself with your partner. Understanding female genitalia. Femalia.
Facts about Fantasies.
Herstory
Create a herstory.

What more could a budding young lady ask for!

Girls Aloud

So anyway! Crazy Leah rings me up at 4.30 and asks if i want to go to the Girls Aloud concert at 7pm, I decided yeah what the heck!

Turns out to be a bloody good gig!
I was totally impressed and it does not hurt that they are all hot!

Not a bad advert

How long would it take you to shear your lawn with your razor blade? Impossible, right? With your shaver, probably, but hey, if you had a Bic, maybe not!

This creative “Grass Cutter” Billboard for Bic razors is an awesome example of guerrilla marketing. The only issue with something like this is getting people to the area—no doubt those who are in the vicinity will notice it, but where do you place something like this to ensure it gets the right exposure?

Bic placed this ad in Japan, and I guess if they want to ensure its impact, the daily mowing would make it pretty high maintenance!

Those crazy Japanese and their wacky Adverts!
For Gary it is also a advert for the airport strip that some ladies have!

The awesome M2 motorway

To get home from Belfast i have to travel on the M2 motorway which i have grown to love!
Now most of you will probably be thinking "Is Gohir smoking crack again" well no!
I love the stretch of motorway home, it's so entertaining and because it's not the busiest motorway it gives me time to think and look around!

Here's a list of thing i've seen, enjoyed and happened on the motorway:

1) I've had two crashes on the motorway:
One where i hit black ice and smashed into the crash barrier! (intense!)
The other where some spazz drove into the back of me!
2) I have seen a badger sauntering down the hard-shoulder not giving a fuck!
3) I have seen numerous roadkill including:
Badger
Horse
Cat
Dog
Fox
And loads of other animals!
4) I once saw a cow taking a pee and then another cow putting it's face in the pee stream! (still makes me chuckle to this day!!)
5) Other people being stopped by the filth! (I know they will stop me some day)
6) A giant snowball rolling down the hill and crashing through the fence then landing on the motorway
7) And other stuff that i have forgotten but did enjoy at the time

A moral for all days

So knackered!

I've travelled all the way down to the bottom of Ireland for a spot of filming and after a world wind 2 days of intense filming and driving all on my own i'm now home and sorted!

So the moral of this post always eat your greens!

My life is so complicated!

Gemma Atkinson or Holly Valance?

Who shall i pick?
It's such a dilemma being me!!

Bastard MOT!

My poor G-Mobile failed the bastard MOT!

I hate the MOT it's got way harder with stupid light tests and other pointless things!

My new name is Spazzy McGee!

I am such a spazz for not blogging! I'm getting far too lazy!

But i have now been Blogrolled by Cyberscribe Cyberscroll (he sounds like a Superhero) and he is a proper blogger so i might get some hits from his site, I have to keep blogging!

I will be back blogging this week!

Public Transport is so not Cool!

Oh My God! What a craazzee day!

The G-Mobile was out of action today so i had to get public transport today!!! Well I have not been on a bus or train for about 7 years and holy shit has the price risen! In my day i remember a single from Belfast to Antrim was £1.70, It's now £3.20!! Bastard Translink and their Buses!

Although it was a fun journey and a new experience of travelling train and bus in one day it's not something i want to do everyday! It's way cheaper to get the car!

I wish the bus was like the one in the picture, it look way more awesome!

No Internet in Ireland!

This is so Gay, I was away but now I'm back home and had no chance to blog while i was travelling around!
The reason being that most of the hotels i stayed in down south had no internet what so ever!

I'm annoyed!

On the Road Again!

Hello!

Well I'm on the road again traveling across Ireland to do a bit of filming for RTE, I'm in Shannon Town for the next 2 days which is weird as i have not been here for six years, it's changed quite a bit and for the better cause it used to be a real shit hole!
Then we are filming in Lahinch.

I know it's a short post but frankly i have nowt to say, but i'm sure i'll blog more over the week.

Toodle PiP!

Happy St Patrick's Day!

I thought i would share this video made for "The Gohir Way of life" by my friends from Playboy™

Happy Birthday Hoff!

Happy Birthday Hoff!

Saturday Night we all went out for Clare O'Hofferty's Birthday!
Unfortunately at the last moment she could not make it as other events clashed but we decided we would go out for Sushi anyway!

We went to Sakura on Botanic for sushi which was Goooood!
The best thing about it was the fact that the table next to us got little birds made out of carrots! When they were about to leave we asked if we could have them and they said yes!
And now Gary has one attached to his shoulder like a Pirate!
We then headed down to the Duke Of York for a few Cokes and waters!
We substituted the Hoff for Charlie Brown!

So overall a good night of company, sushi and drinky poos!

Happy Birthday Hoff!

Oh and by the way Emma was there too!

The Blue Room

YO YO YO!

So last week I went back to my old Haunt "BBC NI" to see all the new technologies that are coming up for the new world.

It was hosted by the man of the moment Charlie Brown in Studio 1 and the event was known as "The Blue Room" there was loads of cool toys to play with and some great new products which should make my job easier although the best thing there was a Nintendo WII which i did not get anywhere near as everyone was playing tennis on it!

A Happy Video

I'd like to share a video from my youth.
It always makes me happy.

And just to say this video was made when i was 11 and she was 16, she was my first crush and it's good to remember innocent days!

Turn the music up and reminisce.

Disclaimer: This is not pedophiliac in any nature! That disclaimer was for you Mr Watson before you comment about it!

Big Game Hunting

I have this weird fascination about going out and and shooting an animal! Not just any old animal! I want to go Big Game hunting and shoot me an Elephant or a Dinosaur or some other suitable sized animal!

I don't know where this fascination has come from but I would like to do it!
I don't know why it appeals to me but it does!

I wonder if i can do it?

Victoria Square

Awesome to the fact that we now have a brand new Shopping Center in Belfast which opened yesterday!

It's called Victoria Square and it has been years in the making! It has all brand new shops to Belfast and looks really fab! It also has a Nando's which is awesome and a Puma store.
The flagship store is House of Frazer which apparently is the biggest in the whole of the UK and a Hugo Boss store and an Apple Store coming soon!

We went to the opening yesterday and it was rammed with people so i didn't get a proper look, but i intend to go next week when all the hype has died down and i can look at the shops without all the crowds!

Bon Voyage John

Well finally my friend John has left these shores for Australia!

You might remember him from such incidents as:
Throwing Simon into a bus shelter!
Having the best friggin parties ever!
Total awesome dude!
Collector of pure crap!
and all round ladies man|!

Well he has gone to sow his wild oats around the world!

Good luck John