Lightsaber Chopsticks!

How Frikkin Awesome are these Chopsticks?!!

Tits & Ass Vs 4 Slice Toaster

When I was a carefree bachelor all that concerned me was Tits and Ass! Tits and Ass! Now all I want is a goddamn 4 slice toaster!
I'm sick of toasting two pieces and then having to wait for 2 more and it's a real fucking piss-take when there are more than 2 people looking for toast!

I want a 4 Slice Toaster!

R.I.P Michael

Water gets better!

Usually I feel very superior to most people when I drink "Voss" It is the coolest hippest water around! It laughs in the face of your BallyGowan and Highland Spring water!

And it's just got better!

The Voss H2O +02 bottle brings together two human essentials - water and oxygen.

Designed by Jonathan Pearson, the Voss H2O +02 concept bottle comes with a built-in aerosol canister that dispenses fresh oxygen while drinking water simultaneously.

Voss H2O +02 provides fresh air for those living in polluted city areas and the aerosol can cool the bottle so it doesn’t need to be refrigerated.

How awesome is this, now all I need to know is where can i buy this to laud it over you common folk!

Chili's is closing

I cant believe Chili's in the Victoria Square is closing!!

I loved that place! Boo to the credit crunch!

Glace Balls of Ice + $40 = Crazyness!

Ice cubes are for squares. VIPs know that the really good ice comes in hand carved spheres of ice made from Canadian purified water. Now instead of paying too much for a bottle of water you can drop 8 bones on just the ice instead. On the bright side ice balls supposedly don’t dilute your equally expensive drink and cool it evenly.

Spotted

Spotted, Gohir writing his Blog again!

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Gossip Gohir.

Toilet makes you want to do a super ski jump!

What could possibly feel better than dropping a giant turd while preparing to do a virtual ski jump?
Not much, I'd imagine. Japanese coffee company Georgia painted public toilets at several ski resorts to mimic a ski jumper's perspective, wrapping the walls in illustrations of mountains and drawing skis where the feet go, and a giant slope on the front wall.

Apparently, the toilet paper holder says:
“Seriously kick-ass intensely sweet for the real coffee super zinging unstoppable Max! Taste-explosion!”

I wish my toilet looked like this. I'd sit on it all day.

Another awesome vending machine!

Kit Kat bring Human Vending Machines to the Capital

Japan has already got the world hooked on sushi, tamigotchis and karaoke and now we are set to be wowed with the latest crazy Human Vending Machines – being brought to the UK by Kit Kat

KitKat Human Vending Machine
Rather than being victim to your favoured chocolate bar getting stuck in the mechanisms of a traditional vending machine; the Kit Kat Human Vending Machine is operated by an actual human ‘vendor.’ The consumer will experience the speed and efficiency of a normal vending machine, with the added bonus of having a person to chat to and physically hand them their chocolate treat.

The innovative vending machine is part of the latest Kit Kat® ‘Working Like a Machine’ campaign, which plays off the idea that people are overwhelmed with the monotony of everyday life and so need to take a break. Consumers better just hope the ‘vendor’ isn’t having his very own break should they need a chocolate break of their own.

R.I.P Kebab King!

It's a sad sad day in the world!

The inventor of the Kebab has died! R.I.P Brother!

Known as the 'kebab king' Mahmut Aygun invented the doner Kebab nearly 40 years ago. Mahmut Aygun, was suffering from cancer and died in Berlin at the age of 87.

Known as the "kebab king" he was born in Turkey and moved to Germany at the age of 16 to open a snack stall. He invented the doner kebab nearly 40 years ago.

Kebab meat, consisiting of roast lamb and spices, had traditionally been served with rice but in a moment of inspiration Mr Aygun saw that the future lay in putting the meat inside a pitta bread

Gob Bless you brother! Bless you!

No Snow!

Where the bloody hell is the snow?!!!!

Hello

My Favourite advert of the year!

Christmas!

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Minimalism

I would like to live a minimalist lifestyle but I have too much crap!

Awesome Things With Moustaches

Mustaches (or moustaches, if you wish) are all the rage these days, but only in an ironic way. I refuse to believe that hot chicks dig guys with staches unless they’ve had sex with their fathers and liked it. Now, ugly chicks I could totally understand, but no way in hell you’ll ever hear a hottie saying she wants to jump a dudes bones because of his facial hair.

That being said, mustaches are so freaking badass and I totally wish I could grow one without looking like a complete dick. Since I’m apparently facially follicly challenged, I spend an unhealthy amount of time admiring the inanimate objects that have sweeter mustaches than I could ever hope for.

Here are some of my fav Moustache things:

Anyone else ever think yellow No. 2 pencils are just way overrated? Fill that pencil box with a set of these classy mustache pencils featuring some of the most famous mustaches ever like Salvador Dali, Burt Reynolds, Clark Gable, and Jean “Django” Reinhardt.



Under normal circumstances, if you’re out drinking and spot a chick with a mustache it’s an instant turn-off (unless you’re some kinda’ weirdo), but if I ever saw a chick with a mustache pint glass, well, I’d just ask her where she got the awesome cup (Psst! She probably got it here!). If the conversation went any further, my wife wouldn’t be too happy.


As if Tom Selleck wasn’t awesome enough with a mustache of his own, could you imagine how effing berserk he’d be if brandished "stached weaponry? I’m almost positive that the universe would implode upon itself due to the sheer cosmic awesomeness.

You Don't Know the Deliciousness of the Dark Side!

Mainly because the dark side's crispiness proves a much better surface to spread jam and butter. The toaster is $55 here, but that's a small price to pay for having a nutritious, evil breakfast each morning.

Toast not included but it's a small price to pay from brilliance, I am so getting one!

Bastard Gnomes!

If you are dealing with a gnome infestation like i am at the moment, those little bastards keep ripping out my Japanese Maple!, a gruesome trap like this one may be the only solution to the situation. The device is just like a traditional bear trap except, in this case, a watering can serves as “bait.”

Lets get those bastard Gnomes!

Monster Bed!

If I was a kid again I really wish my folks had got me a Bed like this instead of an old crappy normal boring one!

Vending Machine + Ice-Cream = Awesomeness

One of the loves of my life are weird vending machines!
Like come on a machine that's open 24 hours and vends anything!

This machine combines two of my loves; Vending machine + ice-cream = Awesomness!!

Massachusetts-based company, Moobella have devised a vending machine a bit larger than regular Pepsi and Coke vending machines which uses dry ingredents to aerate, flavor, mix and flash freeze a cup of caramel icecream with walnuts or vanilla with cookies and so on.

"Dry" refers to ingredients that can be transported and stored without the need of special trucks. The modular ingredents are stored in hygenic pouches.

The consumer has to feed money per scoop which will be set by the vendor and using the machine's large LCD touchscreen choose from 12 flavours and five mix ins (nuts, cookie crumbles etc). Fourty five seconds of waiting and the machine delivers a freshly made scoop.

Best thing ever!

Squirrel Kebab!

This story is wrong, now i like a good proper kebab but this ain't for me!
Squirrels are overrunning the countryside of Devon, England, so Chef Ed Chester decided to do something about those pesky critters: he’s making squirrel kebab!

Cook Ed Chester reckons squirrel meat is delicious and is also selling pates and fricassees made from the rodents.

He believes the spread of grey squirrels has damaged the countryside and it is a good idea to eat them to control their numbers.

It's not for me at all! Bleurgh!