Holy Shit Batman!

Guess what?

It's been a long year and I haven't posted anything!

Well i'm now longer living in N.Ireland! Plan was to move too Manchester but i've been sidetracked for a couple months and i'm now living in Glasgow!
Hopefully i'll be in Manchester in about a months time!

Blogging!

Is blogging 2008?
I know it's been ages since I last blogged but it seems that blogging is soooo 2008! Am I wrong?

Are people still reading blogs? I know I'm not reading them as much as i used to be, I'm now reading other sites and bastard Facebook is always on in the background!

I just don't know whether to continue!

Happy Halloween!

A bit late but Happy Halloween!

Mmmmm Pie!

Mmmmm Pie!

Oh!

Do you notice my new layout?! Awesome!

Sorry.

Sorry Folks! It's been a long time since i have blogged!

Hot!

Yeah Yeah! Hot Bird + Star Wars = Awesomess!

Super Epic Rainbow Cake

How fabulous is this Super Epic Rainbow Cake?

Burger!

Mustache maketh the Man!

Whether you're into Hitler or Magnum PI, everyone can agree that a mustache makes the man... or in this case, the mug.

Mustache Mugs from Peter Ibruegger let you explore your masculine side whether you're drinking your morning coffee or afternoon tea.
Each side features a different mustache in the styles of Fu-Magnum, Mustafa-Chaplin and Maurice-Poirot!

My Dickey Ticker!

That's my new ticker down there to the left which tells me where people are from!

It's only new!

Where can I find a McDonalds?

Fucking everywhere in America!

Good job I like the Fillet-O-Fish!

The Puma Index! The Best Kind of Index!

The PUMA Index is a real stock ticker, with a twist. When the market goes down, the models’ clothes come off, all the way to their PUMA Bodywear. “So when you lose your shirt, so do the models…” Pretty entertaining. Global markets available for all time zones.

Lightsaber Chopsticks!

How Frikkin Awesome are these Chopsticks?!!

Tits & Ass Vs 4 Slice Toaster

When I was a carefree bachelor all that concerned me was Tits and Ass! Tits and Ass! Now all I want is a goddamn 4 slice toaster!
I'm sick of toasting two pieces and then having to wait for 2 more and it's a real fucking piss-take when there are more than 2 people looking for toast!

I want a 4 Slice Toaster!

R.I.P Michael

Water gets better!

Usually I feel very superior to most people when I drink "Voss" It is the coolest hippest water around! It laughs in the face of your BallyGowan and Highland Spring water!

And it's just got better!

The Voss H2O +02 bottle brings together two human essentials - water and oxygen.

Designed by Jonathan Pearson, the Voss H2O +02 concept bottle comes with a built-in aerosol canister that dispenses fresh oxygen while drinking water simultaneously.

Voss H2O +02 provides fresh air for those living in polluted city areas and the aerosol can cool the bottle so it doesn’t need to be refrigerated.

How awesome is this, now all I need to know is where can i buy this to laud it over you common folk!

Chili's is closing

I cant believe Chili's in the Victoria Square is closing!!

I loved that place! Boo to the credit crunch!

Glace Balls of Ice + $40 = Crazyness!

Ice cubes are for squares. VIPs know that the really good ice comes in hand carved spheres of ice made from Canadian purified water. Now instead of paying too much for a bottle of water you can drop 8 bones on just the ice instead. On the bright side ice balls supposedly don’t dilute your equally expensive drink and cool it evenly.

Spotted

Spotted, Gohir writing his Blog again!

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Gossip Gohir.